Friday, December 19

Unfortunate Cards and Bad Gifts

   Gallery of Unfortunate Christmas Cards
      < http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards.html >
   And check out the rest of the Gallery of Unfortunate Cards
      < http://www.capnwacky.com/cards/ >


   "15 worst holiday gift ideas"
      < http://moneycentral.msn.com/articles/smartbuy/basics/10733.asp?special=holiday >

   "Bad Christmas Gifts - a great way to let someone know how much you don't care"
      < http://home.att.net/~planetgarp/gifts.html >

   "Grab your seats and get a load of these lousy gifts"
      < http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/lifestyle/101184_badgifts24.shtml >

Wednesday, December 17

TV News

   1. "Italians urged to switch off TVs"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3313187.stm >
   "Television networks in Italy are facing a nationwide weekend walkout - not
    by staff, but by unhappy viewers"

   2. "Jealous wife smashes TV over Miss World contest"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/12/10/1070732278420.html >

   3. "Bored woman hurls TV out of window"
      < http://uk.news.yahoo.com/031020/80/ebm8s.html >

   4. "'Go away mum, I'm watching TV'"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s998274.htm >

   5. "Q: If I fire a gun at one of the buttons on my TV remote control, will
       the remote have enough time to send a signal to change channel before
       it is destroyed?"
      < http://www.newscientist.com/lastword/article.jsp?id=lw766 >
   I don't know what's more disturbing - the question or the fact that they
   provided a serious answer.

Tuesday, December 16

Microsoft - Unsafe At Any Speed

   1. "Microsoft revs its automotive engines"
      < http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1104_2-5111932.html >
      "If Microsoft Built Cars"
      < http://www.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~craft/forwards/computers/microcars.html >

   2. "Windows ATMs raise security concerns"
      < http://www.infoworld.com/article/03/12/02/HNwinatm_1.html >

   3. "Gartner echoes concerns on Microsoft reliance"
      < http://news.com.com/2100-7355_3-5088590.html?tag=nefd_top >
   "Exclusive reliance on Microsoft's Windows operating system could make
    companies vulnerable to greater damage during a cyberattack"

   4. "IE full of holes, unsafe: Security experts"
      < http://www.zdnet.com.au/newstech/security/story/0,2000048600,20279477,00.htm >

   5. "Microsoft sued for weak security"
      < http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,60673,00.html >

   6. "Microsoft's integration strategy is costly for customers "
      < http://www.internetwk.com/breakingNews/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=15500159 >

   7. "Microsoft Powerpoint fingered in space shuttle crash"
      < http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=13183 >
      "ET on Columbia evidence - Analysis of Key Slide"
      < http://www.edwardtufte.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg?msg_id=0000Rs
          &topic_id=1&topic=Ask%20E.T >
      "The Cognitive Style of PowerPoint"
      < http://www.edwardtufte.com/tufte/powerpoint >
      "PowerPoint Makes You Dumb"
      < http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/14/magazine/14POWER.html?ex=1071982800
          &en=799ad449b398c2d7&ei=5062&partner=GOOGLE >

   8. "Microsoft launches 'leak-proof' e-mail"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3205080.stm >

   9. "Office adds sales pitch"
     < http://news.zdnet.co.uk/software/windows/0,39020396,39117740,00.htm >
   "Microsoft has release a free add-on for Office 2003 that helps sales people
    create proposals".  With wizards for FUD and vaporware?

   10. Microsoft humour
   a. "Funny Microsoft Q Articles"
      < http://jill.jazzkeyboard.com/qarticles.html >
   b. "Office 2003 editions: Compare them to previous versions"
      < http://bbspot.com/News/2003/10/compare.html >
   c. "Word 2004 to pioneer AutoUnsummarize feature"
      < http://bbspot.com/News/2003/12/autounsummarize.html >
   Takes "short, concise sections of text and expanding them to any specified
   length"

Monday, December 15

Perfect Food Formulae

   1. "Scientist's formula for the perfect Christmas turkey"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_845983.html >

   2. "Cracking the secret of crackling"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cornwall/3021070.stm >

   3. "Scientists create 'perfect' toast"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3248822.stm >

   4. "In a pickle over perfect sandwiches"
      < http://www.edinburghnews.com/uk.cfm?id=1087972003 >
   "The classic cheese and pickle sandwich, eaten in front of the television,
    has been shown to constitute the ideal sandwich"

   5. "Tea: As boffins reveal the recipe for the perfect cuppa, we find the
       best sites on Britain's favourite beverage"
      < http://www.guardian.co.uk/netnotes/article/0,6729,984209,00.html >
      "Women's Institute helping to solve puzzle of perfect cuppa"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_776328.html >
      "Milk goes in first for the perfect cuppa"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_793565.html >

   6. "Tossing pancakes: it's as easy as Pi"
      < http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,907076,00.html/ >

   7. "Dunking a Donut" - a how-to
      < http://www.abc.net.au/rn/science/ss/stories/s729677.htm >

Friday, December 12

Amusingfacts.com + The QWERTY Question

   Amusingfacts.com
      < http://www.amusingfacts.com/ >

   This site lists amusing facts, broken down into many categories.

   Some examples:
   * A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.
   * Natural gas does not have any odor. In order to detect a gas leak, some gas
     companies add a chemical that smells similar like rotten eggs.
   * Swiss engineer George de Mestral, who got the idea after noticing burrs were
     sticking to his pants after his regular walks through the woods, invented
     Velcro.
   * During the 1600's, boys and girls in England wore dresses until they were
     about seven years old.
   * In the 1977 movie "Star Wars," actress Jodie Foster was George Lucas' second
     choice to play the part of Princess Leia.
   * A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine
     years.
   * The first known American novelist to hand in a manuscript that was typed was
     Mark Twain.

   This last fact reminds me of an interesting story that I first read when I was
   a little tacker:
     The QWERTY layout on computer keyboards, inherited from typewriters, was
     originally designed to slow down typists and thus prevent typewriter keys
     from jamming.

   According to "The QWERTY Connection" (http://home.earthlink.net/~dcrehr/) this may
   not be entirely true ...
   * "Myths about QWERTY"
     < http://home.earthlink.net/~dcrehr/myths.html >
   * "Why QWERTY was Invented"
     < http://home.earthlink.net/~dcrehr/whyqwert.html >
   The site argues that the layout does prevent jamming, thereby actually allowing
   the typist to type faster.

   Sounds like a bit of spin-doctoring to me.

   The Straight Dope maintains the view that the layout was devised to make things
   easy for the typewriter, not the typist:
   * "Was the QWERTY keyboard purposely designed to slow typists?"
     < http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_248.html >

   If you want to read more about this burning issue, check out the following links:
   * The QWERTY Question
     < http://www.joetsang.net/qwerty/qwerty.html >
   * "Understanding the Economics of QWERTY: the Necessity of History"
     < http://www.stanford.edu/group/mmdd/SiliconValley/David/QWERTY.html >

Thursday, December 11

Dress Code Violations

   1. "US State Department cracks down on diplomatic dress code"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1000165.htm >

   2. "Bikini-clad shopper told to cover up"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_809244.html >

   3. "What (not) to wear: Schools keeping close eye on skimpy clothes"
      < http://www.newarkadvocate.com/news/stories/20030803/localnews/1233.html >

   4. "School makes girls wear trash bag skirts"
      < http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0903/103507.html >

   5. "Teens gone wild for new bands"
     < http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/7415757.htm >
   "There's a must-have item this season for the teen girl market -- underwear
    bands that you wear on your head"

   6. "Romans sock shock"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/26/1061663791617.html >

   7. "Double dress disaster for celebrities"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_808768.html >

   8. "Seattle taxi drivers allowed to wear costumes"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_845491.html >

Tuesday, December 9

Food For Thought

   An interesting article which reviews two books about gluttony:

      "The deadliest sin"
      < http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2003/11/23/the_deadliest_sin/ >

   Some excerpts:
   "Take a look at Europe. Kingsley Amis, a sometime restaurant critic as well
    as a novelist, had a neat, two-dimensional way of sorting out European
    nations: England -- nice people, nasty food; France -- nice food, nasty
    people; Greece -- nice people, terrifying food; and so forth. Amis initially
    thought there was a perfect negative correlation here, that nice people
    invariably went along with nasty food and vice versa. But this hypothesis,
    he found, was defeated by the datum of Italy -- nice people, nice food!"
   [Another flaw in his hypothesis: USA -- terrifying people, terrifying food.]

   "Where one does turn up a strong inverse correlation, however, is between
    quality of national cuisine and fatness. The European countries that have
    the nicest food -- Italy, Switzerland, and France -- also have the lowest
    adult obesity rates, below 10 percent according to the latest figures from
    the International Obesity Task Force. The countries that have, shall we say,
    less nice food -- Greece, Finland, and Britain -- have the highest adult
    obesity rates, in excess of 20 percent."

   "Could a certain kind of gluttony also, paradoxically, be an aid to thinness?
    Americans are certainly not getting fatter because they are eating more grandly.
    Consider the number of courses we consume at a meal. In the 19th century, as
    Strong reminds us in 'Feast,' a typical bourgeois dinner party ran to no fewer
    than 12 courses: hors d'oeuvre, two soups (one clear, one thick), fish, the
    entree, the joint or piece de resistance, a sorbet, roast and a salad, vegetables,
    a hot, sweet, ice cream dessert, coffee, and liqueurs. By the beginning of the
    20th century, the number of courses had contracted to eight. In the 1950s,
    American etiquette books counseled five courses. Today you are lucky to get
    three."

   "Lately, the breakfast-lunch-dinner rhythm has been giving way to a new and
    distinctively American style of continuous food-consumption throughout the
    day, known as 'snacking,' 'grazing,' or 'noshing.' For the 'vast majority of
    the population,' Strong laments, 'the idea of at least one meal in the day
    being a shared experience is gone forever.'"

   "... new profit strategy to fast-food companies: supersizing. An order of french
    fries went from 200 calories in 1960 to 610 calories today. And appetites
    expanded accordingly. A 2001 study by nutritionists at Penn State University
    found that larger portions in themselves caused people to eat more.
    Meanwhile, Americans were working longer hours and squeezing in more
    meals away from home, which added to the appeal of calory-dense
    convenience foods."

Monday, December 8

Demotivators and Mullets of Tech 2004 Calendars

   1. Despair, Inc: Demotivators Calendars
   a. The New Demotivators 2004 Calendar
      < http://www.despair.com/2004calendar.html >
   Featuring the monthly themes:
   * Achievement * Ambition * Change * Discovery * Dreams * Nepotism
   * Persistence * Potential * Power * Retirement * Success * Teamwork

   b. Demotivators 2004 Classic Calendar
      < http://www.despair.com/year20cal.html >
   Featuring the "classic" themes:
   * Agony * Apathy * Defeat * Failure * Futility * Ineptitude
   * Losing * Mediocrity * Mistakes * Pessimism * Procrastination * Stupidity

   c. Demotivators: Increasing Success by Lowering Expectations
      < http://www.despair.com/demotivators/indem.html >
   Has links to themes from past calendars


   2. Mullets of Technology 2004 Calendar
      < http://www.lulu.com/mulletcalendar >

   ---

   Google This ...

   Go to google.com, type in "miserable failure" and hit "I'm feeling lucky".
   Or just use the shortcut below:
      < http://www.google.com/search?q=%22miserable+failure%22&btnI=x >

Friday, December 5

Celebrating Ugliness

   1. "China hosts Miss Ugly contest"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/30/1070127272626.html >

   2. "Italy's ugly club defies convention"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3107852.stm >
      "Ugly Club membership card"
      < http://www.provincia.ps.it/comune.piobbico/Notizie%20utili/Club%20dei%20brutti/
          Club%20dei%20brutti.htm >

   3. "Pierced lady 'scared to go home'"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/13/1068674283575.html >

   4. "Man fails to break clothes pegs on face record"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_833857.html >

   5. "Why we'll see more ugly cars"
      < http://www.msnbc.com/news/978276.asp >
   Mainly looks at American cars, but Australian car makers are not immune.

Thursday, December 4

Gizmodo / Coolest Inventions of 2003

   1. Gizmodo: The Gadgets Weblog
      < http://gizmodo.net/ >
   For those who can't get enough of the latest in tech.

   2. Time Magazine: Coolest Inventions of 2003
      < http://www.time.com/time/2003/inventions/ >

Wednesday, December 3

Plain English Day (Dec 2)

   Yesterday was Plain English Day.

   "Rumsfeld wins 'Foot in Mouth' award"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1001495.htm >
   US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld won the award for this gem:
   "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me,
    because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
    We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some
    things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't
    know we don't know."

   The following effort by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was also a contender:
   "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a
    woman"


   The Plain English Campaign Awards
      < http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/awards.html >
   Sections:
   * Plain English (the open category)
     < http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/peawards.html >
   * Inside Write (for internal government documents)
     < http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/insidewrite.html >
   * Media (for radio, television and newspapers)
     < http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/mediaawards.html >
   * Golden Bulls (for gobbledygook)
     < http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/goldenbull.html >
   * Foot in Mouth (for a baffling quote by a public figure)
     < http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/footinmouth.html >

Monday, December 1

Trash = Treasure

   1. "Beggar found 400 pieces of jewellery in rubbish bin"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_790082.html >

   2. "Man spends $75 gets $1 million in art"
      < http://www.rednova.com/news/stories/5/2003/08/22/story103.html >

   3. "Woman spends 99-cents, ends up with $6,000 worth of art"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/07/21/141864-ap.html >
      "Woman finds expensive art in cheap wallpaper"
      < http://www.boston.com/news/daily/21/odds_art.htm >

   4. "Rubbish recycle fan tipped-off on Drysdale painting"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s941558.htm >

   5. "Argentinian rubbish being sold to European art collectors"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_773107.html >

Friday, November 28

Blogging can be an Employment Hazard + November Follow-ups

   1. Warning: Blogging can be an Employment Hazard

   * "How not to get fired because of your Blog"
      < http://help.blogger.com/bin/answer.py?answer=661&topic=-1 >
   * "Microsoft fires worker over weblog"
      < http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/146115_blogger30.html >
   * "Even Microsoft wants G5s"
      < http://www.michaelhanscom.com/eclecticism/2003/10/even_microsoft_.html >


   2. Follow-ups to November Postings

   [Full Moon Fever]
   * "Land sale's over the moon"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/13/1065917332726.html >
   * "Property sales out of this world:
      For $19.99, plus tax, anyone can purchase an acre on the moon"
      < http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Sep-29-Mon-2003/news/22251899.html >
   * "Opera director charged for mooning at jeering audience"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_837704.html >

   [Soothing Sounds]
   * "Turkeys sample chill-out vibes before facing the music"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s996273.htm >

   [Crocodiles and Alligators]
   * "Hong Kong croc eludes Qld hunter"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s991287.htm >
   * "Australian crocodile hunter concedes defeat in Hong Kong quest"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/11/24/266503-ap.html >

   [Unusual Fines and Bans]
   * "US cabbie will still wear Elvis-style cape despite dress code fine"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_797875.html >
   * "Man kicks up stink over BO ban"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s994766.htm >
   * "Schoolteachers angered by ban on knitting"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_841094.html >
   * "Santa's knee off limits in NZ town"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s999697.htm >

   [Help Me, I'm Stuck!]
   * "Window washer stranded on platform"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/11/21/264586-cp.html >
   * "Ohio teen gets stuck in chimney"
      < http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/2660314/detail.html >
   * "Police find suspect frozen to bridge"
      < http://www.turnto10.com/news/2666787/detail.html >

   [Disorder in the Court]
   * "Snake causes stir in Uganda court"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3233834.stm >
   * "Finnish judge brushes off drinking charge"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s999897.htm >

Wednesday, November 26

Thou Doth Protest Too Oddly

   1. "Café grub protest begins"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3269341.stm >
   Mark McGowan "plans to spend eight hours a day from 14 to 26 November sitting
   in the bean bath with sausages strapped to his head"

   2. "Bank customer sets fire to life savings in protest at interest rate"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_800130.html >

   3. "Naked protest takes on Gap"
      < http://www.click10.com/news/2644941/detail.html >

   4. "Students stage naked protest over funding"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_785497.html >

   5. "Kenya women MPs' handbag protest"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3226252.stm >

   6. "Men in 'Batman' rooftop protest"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_830806.html >

   7. "'Spider-Man' ends crane protest over access to kids"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/06/1068013324487.html >

Tuesday, November 25

Disorder in the Court

   1. "Judge ticked off, even if he wasn't flipped off"
      < http://www.sptimes.com/2003/07/08/Tampabay/Judge_ticked_off__eve.shtml >

   2. "Man found guilty after mooning jury"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/07/18/139717-ap.html >

   3. "Drug defendant spits at prosecutor in court"
      < http://www.billingsgazette.com/index.php?id=1&
          display=rednews/2003/11/06/build/wyoming/60-spitter.inc >

   4. "Indian lawyer lands in jail after hurling shoe at magistrate"
      < http://quickstart.clari.net/qs_se/webnews/wed/az/Qindia-lawyer-offbeat.R-hi_DaD.html >

   5. "Man jailed after arguing with judge"
      < http://www.cincypost.com/2003/08/23/marsh082303.html >

   6. "Trial adjourned after defendants turn up drunk"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_791068.html >

   7. "Man whose lawyer snoozed pleads guilty"
      < http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/state/6131576.htm >

   8. "This is the law ... hello!"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/07/1062549076056.html >
   "Indian judges hoping to make an example of a man by jailing him for not switching off
    his mobile telephone in court got a rude awakening when a policeman's cellphone rang
    just as they meted out the punishment"

   9. "Ga. Courthouse Attack Injures 4 People"
      < http://wireservice.wired.com/wired/story.asp?section=Breaking&storyId=783377 >

   10. "Judge joins disorder in the court (Judge kicks crazed defendant's butt)"
      < http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/935010/posts >
   I don't agree with the views expressed in this "Conservative News Forum" but they did
   something useful by archiving this article from the Chicago Sun-Times.

Friday, November 21

Help Me, I'm Stuck!

   1. "Teen tries Santa's move, gets stuck in chimney"
      < http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/2642555/detail.html >

   2. "Teen bunged up with flue"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/04/1062548934593.html >

   3. "Reveller gets stuck in air vent"
      < http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7883527%5E13762,00.html >

   4. "Man stuck at pay phone for hours"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/11/18/261439-ap.html >

   5. "Inconvenient confinement"  [Man locked in women's toilet overnight]
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/24/1061663676048.html >

   6. "Teen rescued from locked safe at Kmart"
      < http://www.btfindustries.com/news/kmart_foot_locker.htm >

   7. "Visitors mistakenly lock themselves in cells during tour"
      < http://www.10nbc.com/newspoll.asp?template=item&story_id=9038 >

   8. "Girl gets tongue stuck to freezer"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_839078.html >

   9. "A little hot water frees mountain lion kittens from Montana railway track"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/11/02/244922-ap.html >

   10. "Horse rescued from pool"
      < http://cms.firehouse.com/content/article/article.jsp?id=21698&sectionId=3 >

Wednesday, November 19

Unusual Fines and Bans

   A. Unusual Fines

   1. "Restaurants fine diners who don't leave clean plates"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_838351.html >

   2. "Failure to flush to incur fine"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s924616.htm >

   3. "Man fined for sitting on bench"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_807090.html >

   4. "Man fined for dressing as Santa to oppose nazis"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_828634.html >

   5. "Economy passenger fined for taking his business upmarket"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s971039.htm >


   B. Unusual Bans

   1. "No kissing please, we're Russian"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/10/1068329454658.html >

   2. "Egypt may ban foreign belly dancers"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s926380.htm >

   3. "Childcare ban on caped crusaders"
      < http://us.altnews.com.au/print.php?sid=5299 >

   4. "Canada bans passport smiles"
      < http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2003/08/27-canada-passport.htm >

   5. "Malaysian to ban horror books"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/MediaNews/2003/11/06/248851-ap.html >

   6. "Bagpipe ban riles Scots"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s970805.htm >

   7. "Too thin to drive: German court backs licence ban"
      < http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/26/1059084268822.html >

   8. "Tongue-splitting could be banned in US state"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_780095.html >
   Actually this ban isn't that unusual, but the photo is freaky.  The guy can
   literally "speak with forked tongue".

Tuesday, November 18

Crocodiles and Alligators

   1. Crocs (and Gators) in the City
   a. "Hong Kong agog at croc on the loose"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s982044.htm >
      "Croc on the loose sparks calls for professional catcher"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/09/1068329422476.html >
   b. "Urban croc raises eyebrows" [Brisbane]
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s984109.htm >
   c. "Urban crocodiles on the rise in Singapore"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/09/17/195219-ap.html >
   d. "Panic in Prague after croc leaps to freedom"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s930520.htm >
   e. "Crocodiles found perching in Joburg tree"
      < http://www.tiscali.co.za/tiscali/news/news_story.jsp?content=105836 >
   f. "Tiger, alligator found in city flat" [Manhattan]
      < http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,7468297%255E1702,00.html >
   g. "Alligator captured after stroll through New York city park"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_775360.html >
   h. "Man lassos alligator on Lake street corner"  [registration required]
      < http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/lake/orl-locgator22062203jun22.story >

   2. "Milwaukee postal workers find live alligator in mail"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/16/1068917659014.html >

   3. "Gator escapes in airliner"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/28/1067233126821.html?from=storyrhs >

   4. "German police catch alligator"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_810503.html >

   5. "Woman beats up crocodile"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/11/03/245669-ap.html >

   6. "Barmaid tells of fight with croc"
      < http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6578947%5E13762,00.html >

   7. "Burglars steal alligator"
      < http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6354664%5E13762,00.html >

   8. "Mexican plays soccer with pet crocodiles"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_796043.html >

   9. Comparing crocodiles and alligators
   a. Uni of Texas: "What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?"
      < http://www.ctlab.geo.utexas.edu/dmg/projects/alligator/html/croc_vs._gator.htm >
   b. Crocodiles vs Alligators
      < http://www.myherp.com/articles/other/croc_alligat.htm >

Monday, November 17

Politicians in the Spotlight

   1. Tony B'Liar and wife Cherie
   a. "Blair 'not potty' says official spokesman"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_800762.html >
   b. "Campbell the hairdresser advises Blair on speech"
      < http://famulus.msnbc.com/FamulusIntl/reuters11-14-133210.asp?reg=EUROPE >
   c. "Blair a head-banging strummer?"
      < http://uk.news.yahoo.com/031114/80/edy1r.html >
   d. "Cherie serenades Chinese students with Beatles song"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_802144.html >

   2. "Italian PM Berlusconi now writing love songs"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s939380.htm >

   3. Sheriff George W. Bush and Deputy Sheriff John Howard
   a. "Love brings out the Bush poet"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s959909.htm >
         "Dear Laura,
          Roses are red, violets are blue,
          oh my lump in the bed, I miss you.
          The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier,
          next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier."
   b. "Bush revels in cowboy speak"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2968176.stm >
   c. "Bush lauds Howard as 'man of steel'"
      < http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/05/04/1051987592763.html >
   d. "Man of steel, heart of stone"
      < http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/03/04/1046540186583.html >
         About the original 'man of steel', Joseph Stalin.  I'm sure John Howard
         appreciates the association.
   e. "John Howard's Aliases"
      < http://members.optushome.com.au/hark/s8.jhnames.htm >

   4. "Mandela: 'Bush can't think properly'"
      < http://www.afrol.com/News2003/index_sa007.htm >

   5. "The Poetry of D.H. Rumsfeld - Recent works by the secretary of defense"
      < http://slate.msn.com/id/2081042/ >
   Technically he's not a politician, but he speaks like one.

   6. "Politicians say the dumbest things"
      < http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2003/03/30/editorial_wwwedit1a30.html >

   7. "When in Italy, Canadian PM likes to roam"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s989016.htm >

Friday, November 14

For Auction - Celebrity Items

   1. "Superman's cape goes under the hammer"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s913357.htm >

   2. "Playboy bunny costume to go under the hammer"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_802789.html >

   3. "Kennedy's boxers bring $US5,000 at auction"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s905828.htm >

   4. "Mum gets overdraft for Boyzone undies"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s873426.htm >

   5. "Elvis tooth goes on sale"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3054004.stm >

   6. "Johnny Depp to sell gold teeth on eBay"
      < http://www.teenhollywood.com/d.asp?r=47071&cat=1027 >

   7. "Auction puts celebrity shoe on other foot"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s952544.htm >

   8. "Auction of Liz Hurley dinner date fails to attract interest"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_833718.html >

   9. "It's Oprah's first-ever eBay charity auction!"
      < http://www.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/200310/tows_past_20031017_ebay.jhtml >

Wednesday, November 12

Soothing Sounds

   1. "Soft music replaces school bell to reduce classroom stress"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_833510.html >

   2. "Clayderman music used in court"
      < http://www.dispatch.co.za/2003/07/01/foreign/ecourt.html >

   3. "Another bottle? Perhaps you've had too much Bach"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s960046.htm >

   4. "Farmer who serenades pigs provokes rage"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/05/1060064182798.html >

   5. "Light music helps fatten China's pigs"
      < http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1063950302867B255&set_id=1 >

   6. "Country music tunes out loiterers"
      < http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6610895%5E1702,00.html >

   7. "Beethoven used to deter rough sleepers"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804392.html >

Monday, November 10

Gnome Gnews (is Good Gnews)

   Today's post is partly inspired by the fabulous French film, Amelie, which I
   had the pleasure of viewing on the weekend.  For those unfamiliar with the
   film, one of the minor threads in the plot involves Amelie "liberating" her
   father's garden gnome and sending the gnome on a world tour.

   1. "Garden gnomes set free in France"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1437439.stm >
      "Point of gnome return"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/29/1067233209148.html >

   2. "Village ponders gnome mystery"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/3023936.stm >
   "The arrival of 14 uninvited garden gnomes on lawns in a Lincolnshire village
    has baffled residents".

   3. "Police investigating gnome reports in Ecuador"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_767457.html >

   4. "Warning: he'll knock £500 off the value of your home"
      < http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/11/02/ngnome02.xml >

   5. The Liberation of Kevin Gnome and his "Excellent Adventures"
      < http://www.geocities.com/kevinthegnome/index.html >
   "Going where Gnome Man has gone before!"

Friday, November 7

Full Moon Fever

   In anticipation of the next full moon this weekend, and the release of the
   double-cd version of REM's greatest hits package "In Time" (which has a
   full moon on the cover and features the track "Man in the Moon"), today's
   post has a lunar theme.  There also happens to be a total eclipse of the
   moon this weekend.

   1. SPACE.com: Full Moon Fever
      < http://www.space.com/fullmoonfever/ >
   "Headquarters for eclipses, news and lunar lore"

   2. Farmers' Almanac - Full moon names and their meanings
      < http://www.farmersalmanac.com/astronomy/fullmoonnames.html >
   Includes "Full Beaver Moon" - November 8.

   3. "Watch driving in light of full moon"
      < http://www.thedenverchannel.com/automotive/2469843/detail.html#1 >
   "Insurance company finds correlation between bad driving, full moon"

   4. "Full moon and lunar effects"
      < http://skepdic.com/fullmoon.html >
   A skeptical look at the effect of the full moon on human behaviour.

   5. A different kind of "moon"
   a. "Bare faced cheek"
      < http://www.metro.co.uk/metro/weird/article.html?in_page_id=4
          &in_article_id=2446 >
   "German police are trying to identify a speeding driver from pictures of a
    bare bottom"
   b. "Man drops trousers at royal garden party"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s908482.htm >
   c. "Theatre director drops pants in front of audience"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_811261.html >
   d. "Bare-faced cheeks could cost German athlete dear"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s946557.htm >
   e. "Man gets extra six months in jail for court moon"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_762567.html >

Wednesday, November 5

Animals Save the Day

   1. "Roo to the rescue"

      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s950492.htm >

   Skippy the bush kangaroo?



   2. Living burglar alarms

   a. "Rabbit 'chases off burglar'"

      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_828954.html >

   b. "Parrot breaks silence to foil burglary"

      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_826596.html >

   c. "Guard cat credited with saving family from robber"

      < http://www.thedenverchannel.com/family/2570297/detail.html >



   3. "Cat saves drowning lamb"

      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_826436.html >



   4. Four-legged firies

   a. "Blaze [the dog] saves family from fire"

      < http://www.klastv.com/Global/story.asp?S=1312038&nav=168YGJdB >

   b. "Tuxedo cat saves owner in house fire"

      < http://squoogy.typepad.com/happy/2003/07/tuxedo_cat_save.html >



   5. "Man's life saved after dog finds message in a bottle"

      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_806496.html >



   6. "Washington tribute honours top dogs"

      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/08/21/165790-ap.html >

Monday, November 3

Iron Chef Compendium

   Iron Chef Compendium
      < http://www.ironchef.com/ >
   "... unofficial fan site for Iron Chef, a Japanese produced show that pits the
   'Iron Chefs', master chefs in various culinary styles, against challengers who
   try to prove their culinary prowess and skill".

   For me "Iron Chef" is one of the few highlights in a rather lacklustre TV
   schedule in Adelaide.

Friday, October 31

Scariest Moments on TV and Film + October Follow-ups

   1. Scariest Moments on TV and Film

   Britain's Channel 4 recently ran a poll to find "the 100 Scariest Moments
   on TV and film".  The following articles report on or were inspired by that
   poll:
   * "Shining tops screen horrors"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/entertainment/3215471.stm >
   * "Top 10 Scary Moments in Horror"
      < http://www.guampdn.com/news/stories/20031023/lifestyle/500948.html >
   * "Scariest moments in film history: All fright on the night"
      < http://shopping.guardian.co.uk/video/story/0,1587,1067048,00.html >

   By the way, tonight is Halloween ...
   "The History and Customs of Halloween"
      < http://wilstar.com/holidays/hallown.htm >
   Be warned that the site features some very annoying music.


   2. Follow-ups to October Postings

   [Flotsam and Jetsam]
   * "Giant jellyfish turn up off Japanese coast"
      < http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7617736%5E1702,00.html >

   [Not your average, everyday marriages]
   * "Actress weds man who donated part of his liver to her"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/18/1066364541664.html >
   * "Couple get married before meeting each other"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_748619.html >
   * "A pretty uncommon couple"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/21/1066631421351.html >
   * "'Humane groom' to wed two sisters"
      < http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7715561%255E13762,00.html >

   [Old-Fashioned Junk Mail]
   * "1000 love letters could land luckless lady in lock-up"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/16/1065917558047.html >

   [Teddy Bears in the News]
   * "For October, TBE stands for Teddy Bear Elementary"
      < http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=10393647&BRD=2256&PAG=461
          &dept_id=455823&rfi=6 >

Tuesday, October 28

Unexpected Arrivals

   1. "Adelaide woman delivers surprise baby"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s969730.htm >

   2. "Woman surprised at toilet birth"  [Cincinnati, USA]
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_826703.html >

   3. "Omigosh it's a baby!"  [Germany]
      < http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/04/1062548946899.html >
   Apparently not that uncommon.

Monday, October 27

Ten Ways to Stop Traffic

   1. "Raining cash on the German autobahn sparks traffic jam"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s938492.htm >
      "Cars stop on I-80 for blizzard _ of cash"  [USA]
      < http://www.rednova.com/news/stories/5/2003/08/20/story103.html >

   2. "Beer truck overturns, slows I-4 traffic in Orange"
      < http://www.local6.com/news/2512876/detail.html >

   3. "Esca-peas cause traffic chaos"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s882205.htm >

   4. "Cheese toasted in Welsh truck blaze"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s898687.htm >

   5. "A chocolate highway to heaven"
      < http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=vn20030924023058709C791912
          &set_id=1 >

   6. "Highway blocked by 800 baby pigs"
      < http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/355831%7Coddlyenough%7C09-22-2003
          %3A%3A09%3A50%7Creuters.html >

   7. "Mob wouldn't have a baa of it"
      < http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7501848%5E3102,00.html >

   8. "Smelly wreck on Katy Frwy leaves drivers reportedly throwing up"
      < http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/80503_local_smellywreck.html >

   9. "U.S. 24 closed after tanker spills goo"
      < http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20031021/NEWS01/31021014 >

   10. "Work time's up, so conductor stops train in city centre"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/22/1064082927575.html >

Friday, October 24

Great Falls, or Gravity Always Wins

   1. Defying the odds
   a. "He went over Niagara and lived"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/21/1066631405888.html >
   b. "Austrian saved by a crane when parachute fails"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s971223.htm >
   c. "Paraglider escapes 130ft fall with broken rib"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_831346.html >
   "I am aware of the miracle. Paragliding was the most extreme thing I have ever
    done, bearing in mind I never want to get married!"

   2. "400-pound man rescued after he plunges through floor of mobile home"
      < http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/sfl-1016floorfall,
          0,5002866.story?coll=sfla-news-florida >

   3. "Fleeing inmate drops into US judge's chambers"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s942701.htm >

   4. "Man drops in on KF woman as she sleeps"
      < http://www.heraldandnews.com/articles/2003/06/26/news/top_stories/sleeps.txt >

   5. "Juliet hurt in theatre fall"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/3163770.stm >
   "A performance of Romeo and Juliet had to be stopped when the lead actress fell
    from the balcony during the play's best-known scene"
   - Perhaps she literally fell head over heels in love?

   6. "Edmonton man survives falling the equivalent of 12 stories down open manhole"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/06/24/118767-cp.html >

   7. Some lucky babies
   a. "Quebec toddler unscathed by three-storey fall from apartment window" [Canada]
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/07/18/139721-cp.html >
   b. "Tot survives 35ft drop"  [England, link broken]
      < http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003392095,00.html >
   c. "Toddler survives 130ft fall" [Romania]
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_801028.html >

   8. Animals fall too
   a. "Whale crashes family boat trip"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s928888.htm >
   b. "Caravan damaged after cow fall"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/3101264.stm >
   c. "Dog survives 80ft cliff plunge"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_581791.html >

Wednesday, October 22

Teddy Bears in the News

   1. "Bear with me"
      < http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/15/1065917479153.html >
      A moving story about a pair of lost teddy bears reunited with their owner.
      "David Perry, 26, was resigned to never seeing the bears again when they
       tumbled off his roof rack as he drove from Beeston, Nottinghamshire, to
       his home in Redditch, Worcs.
      "He admitted that he held out little hope of success when he rang the
       Highways Agency to inquire if the cuddly toys, named Masher and Bruno,
       had been found."

   2. "Airline rejects teddy bear's flight plan"
      < http://www.dmregister.com/news/stories/c4788998/22360926.html >

   3. "Teddy bear fetches 250,000 euros at auction" (about $400,000)
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s900781.htm >

   4. "Lost money a tough burden to bear"
      < http://www.adn.com/alaska/story/3263830p-3293479c.html >
      "(US)$50,000: Woman says cash was sewn into a toy, which was mistakenly
       sold for $1"

   5. "Airport workers find loaded gun inside boy's teddy bear"
      < http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,92234,00.html >

   6. "Australian housing officials ask for teddy bear's details"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_768611.html >

   7. "Teddy bears gather in Japan for anniversary"
      < http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s693933.htm >

Monday, October 20

Old-Fashioned Junk Mail

   1. "NZ manure letter campaign raises stink"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s902313.htm >

   2. "Conviction upheld in mailing of garbage"
      < http://heraldsun.com/nationworld/national/30-391404.html >

   3. "Texas woman finds eyeball in mailbox"
      < http://www.local6.com/news/2474615/detail.html >

   4. "Man indicted for sending 8-legged letter to girlfriend"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s909726.htm >

   5. "How a $95,093.35 junk mail check changed Patrick's life"
      < http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/g/archive/2003/09/17/moneytales.DTL >

   6. "Postal service relents; recycling returns"
      < http://www.summitdaily.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20030926/NEWS/309260101 >

   7. "People send the funniest things"
      < http://www.guardian.co.uk/post/story/0,11489,883002,00.html >
      "You shouldn't send anything alive in the post, to be honest with you,"
      says Ray Kennedy, his face quite serious as he sits in the Royal Mail's
      special office in Belfast's quayside. "I would also prefer that people
      didn't send anything dead in the post."

Thursday, October 16

Not your average, everyday marriages

   1. "Woman bridesmaid to ex-husband and mother"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_819687.html >

   2. "Identical twins marry same man 23 years apart"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_824395.html >

   3. "Two pairs of Identical Twins propose at identical time"
      < http://www.diamondblog.com/archives/000403.html >
      "Quarternary Marriages"
      < http://www.twinstuff.com/twinswithtwins.htm >

   4. "Cupid's Bow and Arrow of love"
      < http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/30/1064819932786.html >

   5. "Four brothers marry four sisters"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_745405.html >

   6. "Couple marry 21 years after being born in same hospital on same day"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_825259.html >

   7. "Inquiry into gypsy child wedding"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3154994.stm >

   8. "Girl married to stray dog"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/06/19/114901-ap.html >

Tuesday, October 14

Uglyfootballers.com

   Uglyfootballers.com
      < http://www.uglyfootballers.com/ >

   Why limit it to soccer players? Rugby players must surely take the cake as
   the ugliest sportsmen. Their necks are thicker than their heads, which is
   no mean feat!

   Highlights:

   * Ugly Files
      < http://www.uglyfootballers.com/ugly_files/ugly_files.html >

   * Rogues gallery
      < http://www.uglyfootballers.com/rogues/rogues_gallery.html >
   Streakers, Mullets and Men In Black sections, plus Ugly fans and Ugly injuries

   * Beauty and the Beast
      < http://www.uglyfootballers.com/players_wives/beauty_and_the_beast/
          beauty_and_the_beast.html >
   Attempts to examine the age-old conundrum:
      Why are beautiful women attracted to ugly sports players?
   I think the web site curators have taken liberties in this section by
   choosing unflattering photos of some of the guys. And Posh Spice is
   disqualified as a beauty, imho. But there are a few ugly mugs here.

Friday, October 10

CNNNN: Chaser Non-Stop News Network


   CNNNN: Chaser Non-Stop News Network
      < http://www.cnnnn.com/ >

   "CNNNN is a news and current affairs channel owned and operated by ChaserCorp.
   It was founded by ChaserCorp CEO David Stewart in 1983 to counteract liberal
   bias in the media and remains the cornerstone of a television network that
   now contains over 40 different channels, spans 294 countries and reaches a
   potential cumulative audience of 100 billion people per week (source:
   Roy Morgan)."

   Not your average news network. They don't even pretend to promote journalistic
   integrity.

   "The home of newstainment"
   "We report, you believe"

   Catch live feeds on ABC-TV on Thursdays at 9:00pm.

Wednesday, October 8

2003 Ig Nobel Prize Winners

   The Nobel Foundation is in the process of making the Nobel Prize
   Announcements for 2003.  For details see the Nobel e-Museum:
      < http://www.nobel.se/ >

   This post is about the announcement of the winners of the less
   well-known Ig Nobel Prizes for 2003.

   * What are the Ig Nobel Prizes?
      < http://www.improb.com/ig/what-are.html >

   * This year's winners
      < http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2003 >

   A selection:
     + PHYSICS
   Jack Harvey, John Culvenor, Warren Payne, Steve Cowley, Michael Lawrance,
   David Stuart, and Robyn Williams of Australia, for their irresistible
   report "An Analysis of the Forces Required to Drag Sheep over Various
   Surfaces."
     + MEDICINE
   Eleanor Maguire, David Gadian, Ingrid Johnsrude, Catriona Good, John
   Ashburner, Richard Frackowiak, and Christopher Frith of University College
   London, for presenting evidence that the brains of London taxi drivers are
   more highly developed than those of their fellow citizens.
     + PSYCHOLOGY
   Gian Vittorio Caprara and Claudio Barbaranelli of the University of Rome,
   and Philip Zimbardo of Stanford University, for their discerning report
   "Politicians' Uniquely Simple Personalities."
     + LITERATURE
   John Trinkaus, of the Zicklin School of Business, New York City, for
   meticulously collecting data and publishing more than 80 detailed academic
   reports about specific annoyances and anomalies of daily life, such as:
   What percentage of young people wear baseball caps with the peak facing
   to the rear rather than to the front; What percentage of pedestrians wear
   sport shoes that are white rather than some other color; What percentage
   of swimmers swim laps in the shallow end of a pool rather than the deep
   end; What percentage of automobile drivers almost, but not completely, come
   to a stop at one particular stop-sign; What percentage of commuters carry
   attaché cases; What percentage of shoppers exceed the number of items
   permitted in a supermarket's express checkout lane; and What percentage
   of students dislike the taste of Brussels sprouts.
     + ECONOMICS
   Karl Schwärzler and the nation of Liechtenstein, for making it possible to
   rent the entire country for corporate conventions, weddings, bar mitzvahs,
   and other gatherings.

   The rest of the HotAIR/www.improb.com has other amusing stuff too.

Monday, October 6

Name Day

   October 6 is (Saint) Bruno's day ...

   Find Your Name Day - web site
      < http://www.mynameday.com/index.html >
   "What is Name Day?
    It is an old European tradition. Every day of the year is someone's Name
    Day. People all across Europe have been celebrating their first names for
    centuries in the same way you celebrate your birthday."

   Alphabetic listings to look up names:
      < http://www.mynameday.com/findyourname.html >
   The site only lists the 1800 most popular first names in USA and Canada.
   Normally it's the feast day of a saint whose name one bears, but the web
   site has found "appropriate" days on the calendar for people without names
   having a feast day.

Friday, October 3

The good, the bad and the chosen

   1. "The good, the bad and the chosen"
      < http://film.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/Guardian/0,4029,970702,00.html >

   The Guardian's report about the selection by 1500 film industry figures,
   picked by the American Film Institute, of the top 50 heroes and top 50
   villains in (US) films, based on the "legacy" and "cultural impact" of
   each hero or villain.

   The full list: AFI's Top 50 Heroes and Top 50 Villains Of All Time
      < http://www.afi.com/tv/handv.asp >

   Other AFI lists:
    * AFI's 100 Years...100 Movies
      < http://www.afi.com/tv/movies.asp >
    * ...100 Passions (The 100 Greatest Love Stories Of All Time)
      < http://www.afi.com/tv/passions.asp >
    * ...100 Thrills (The 100 Most Thrilling American Films Of All Time)
      < http://www.afi.com/tv/thrills.asp >
    * ...100 Laughs (The 100 Funniest American Movies Of All Time)
      < http://www.afi.com/tv/laughs.asp >
    * ...100 Stars
      < http://www.afi.com/tv/stars.asp >


   2. The Reader's Digest 100+ Funniest Films
      < http://www.rd.com/common/nav/index.jhtml?articleId=9526793 >


   3. "Connery tops worst accent list"
      < http://www.itv.com/news/864365.html >

Wednesday, October 1

Flotsam and Jetsam

   No, this is not about the heavy metal band from Phoenix, Arizona called
   Flotsam and Jetsam. Rather I've used a bit of poetic licence to group
   stories about things floating in the ocean and/or washed up on the shore.

   1. Message in a Bottle
   a. "Woman gets 26yo bottled message"
      < http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6877571%255E13762,00.html >
   b. "Swiss tourist finds old message in bottle"
      < http://www.herald-sun.com/nationworld/14-375169.html >

   2. "Rubber ducks spotted floating in the Pacific"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s910822.htm >
      "Rubber duck armada goes with flow to provide clues on current affairs"
      < http://old.smh.com.au/news/0112/08/world/world19.html >

   3. "Cubans found at sea on converted pickup truck"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_802810.html >
      "Cubans try to 'drive' over Florida Straits"
      < http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/6368557.htm >

   4. "Climate change blamed as largest Arctic ice shelf breaks in two
       after 3,000 years"
      < http://news.independent.co.uk/world/environment/story.jsp?story=446434 >

   5. "Whale stranded on golf course"
      < http://www.nettavisen.no/servlets/page?section=1706&item=277142 >

   6. "It's not an octopus, so what is 'the blob'?"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s897695.htm >

   7. "Flotsam and Jetsam" - a self-referential artwork
      < http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/flotsam.htm >

Tuesday, September 30

World Beard and Moustache Championships + September Follow-ups

   1. World Beard and Moustache Championships
      < http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/index.html >


   2. Follow-ups to September Postings

   [Talk Like A Pirate Day - Sep 19]
      < http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/ >
      < http://talklikeapirate.com/ >

   [Unusual Wedding Ceremonies]
   * "French town offers live Internet weddings"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s949101.htm >
   * "Bride, groom tie double proxy knot"
      < http://www.dailyinterlake.com/NewsEngine/SelectStory_AD.tpl?
          command=search&db=news.db&eqskudata=72-734975-14 >

   [Fads]
   * "Latest party fad: Hiring pretty guests"
      < http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/
          Article_Type1&call_pageid=971358637177&c=Article&cid=1058393419461 >
     "Hired partygoers help beat boredom"
      < http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/news/weird_news/6048426.htm >

   [Some of Life's Great Mysteries]
   * "Big heads 'boost IQ'"
      < http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7337755%255E13762,00.html >
   * "Book Examines Nose Picking and Buttered Toast"
      < http://news.lycos.com/news/story.asp?section=OddNews&storyId=783025 >

   [Alternative Olympic Events II]
   * "Black pudding games held"
      < http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7404683%5E13762,00.html >
   * "Conkerers suffer after long, hot summer"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_823263.html >
   * "Scots lose elephant polo final to Germans"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_821529.html >
   * "Computer crashing, Ukraine-style"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3144704.stm >

Friday, September 26

What Fred Ate

      < http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/4885/ >

   Find out what Fred the Cockroach ate. A contender for the ugliest and
   most annoying site ever. If you're at work, turn the volume down first.
   Probably not advisable for epileptics.

Wednesday, September 24

Alternative Olympic Events II

   Another installment in the Alternative Olympics series ... 

   1. "Athletes limber up for Mobile Phone Olympics"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_803111.html >

   2. "Former baseball player wins mobile phone throwing comp"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s931815.htm >

   3. "Swedes triumph at video game World Cup"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s901242.htm >

   4. "Thousands Attend Redneck Games in Georgia"
      < http://www.abcnews4.com/news/stories/0703/93800.html >

   5. "Silly world championships take over Finnish summer scene"
      < http://quickstart.clari.net/qs_se/webnews/wed/bu/Qlifestyle-finland.R2Ig_Dl9.html >

   6. "Estonians dominate sport of wife-carrying"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s895841.htm >

   7. "First ever Santa Olympics to be held this Christmas"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_802156.html >

   8. "Swifter, higher, stronger"
      < http://espn.go.com/page2/s/immerman/030703.html >

Monday, September 22

Freaks of Nature

   1. "Two-headed snake amazes experts"
      < http://www.itv.com/news/1938859.html >

   2. "Girl finds two-headed turtle"
      < http://www.local6.com/news/2219188/detail.html >

   3. "Healthy lamb born with six legs"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_750775.html >

   4. "Rare calf with three horns born on Alberta farm"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/04/11/62715-cp.html >

   5. "Girl catches fish with horn on head, legs"
      < http://www.local6.com/news/2403030/detail.html >

   6. "Four-legged chicken born in Del."
      < http://www.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2003/07/16fourleggedchick.html >

   7. "Hen lays boomerang-shaped egg"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_788926.html >

   8. "Girls find frog with no eyes"
      < http://www.local6.com/news/2349034/detail.html >

   9. "533-pound fish caught; May be largest pacific halibut ever"
      < http://www.local6.com/news/2481257/detail.html >

   10. "Super beetle sets up home"
      < http://w3.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/story.asp?StoryID=32306 >

Friday, September 19

CrazyFads.com

   1. CrazyFads.com
      < http://www.crazyfads.com/ >

   "From 1920 to 1990 we list all of the craziest fads that have come
    and gone. Go back a few decades and read about the silly to serious
    fads that helped change our society and create a pop-culture."

   Examples:
     Silly Putty, Board Games, Pet Rocks, Hair Ironing, Boom Boxes
     and Sea monkeys


   2. B-List Flashback [April 2001]: The Bad Fads Museum
      < http://www.badfads.com/home.html >

   "Browse through the fun and fascinating fashion, collectible, activity
    and event fads of the last 100 years."

Wednesday, September 17

Some of Life's Great Mysteries

   1. "Contagious yawning is a real phenomenon"
      < http://www.rednova.com/news/stories/2/2003/07/29/story001.html >

   2. "Why we hiccup"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2730251.stm >

   3. "Researchers unveil why we can't tickle ourselves"
      < http://in.news.yahoo.com/030711/139/25xxv.html >
      "Brains hardwired to underestimate own strength"
      < http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993929 >

   4. "Why do humans get 'goosebumps' when they are cold, or under other circumstances?"
      < http://www.sciam.com/askexpert_question.cfm?articleID=
          000A0A06-DD99-1F4C-8D6E80A84189EEDF&catID=3 >

   5. "Pain really is 'all in the mind'"
      < http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993861 >

   6. "If you drop it, should you eat it? Scientists weigh in on the 5-second Rule"
      < http://web.aces.uiuc.edu/news/list.cfm?NID=2467 >

   7. "Why do people gesture when they speak?"
      < http://www.nature.com/nsu/981126/981126-2.html >

   8. "What a half-smile really means"
      < http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,60232,00.html >

   9. "Sleep position gives personality clue"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3112170.stm >

   10. "Why some of us are early risers"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2996364.stm >
       "'Sleepyhead gene' discovered"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1112458.stm >

Monday, September 15

Unusual Places for Wedding Ceremonies

   1. "Couple who met by text marry in phone booth"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_817307.html >

   2. "Wal-Mart employees wed in aisle"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/04/07/59972-ap.html >

   3. "Couple get married at town dump"
      < http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0902Dump-Marriage-ON.html >

   4. "Couple get married at motorway service station"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_687391.html >

   5. "Drive-through mochas, matrimony"
      < http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/134684272_drivethru27.html >

   6. "Couple weds with tigers in bridal party"  (at the zoo)
      < http://www.boston.com/news/daily/10/odds_tigers.htm >

   7. "Horror museum hosts couple's Halloween 'wedding'"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_700649.html >

   8. "Newlyweds blessed in cattle ring"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_715278.html >

   9. "Stars in space couple's eyes"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3138941.stm >

   10. "Couple marry while suspended in mid-air"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_744788.html >

   11. "Indian couple in world record wet wedding"  (under water)
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s886819.htm >
       "Indian couple to take plunge after airy engagement"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s879703.htm >

   12. "Alcatraz wedding on offer for British couples"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_792887.html >
      < http://www.kuoni.co.uk/news/brochures/newbrox4WD.html >

Friday, September 12

Intergalactic Non-Blonde Right-Handers Day

   Not really, but recently it was ...

   A. (Australian) National Blonde Day 2003 - September 10

   1. "Blondes Are A Dying Breed"
      < http://www.clickondetroit.com/sh/health/stories/health-nbc-169118120020927-130904.html >
      "International media caught by dumb blond joke"
      < http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s690838.htm >

   2. "PhD roots out blonde myths"
      < http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6637214%5E13762,00.html >
      The story has been "archived at Newstext" - ie available if you subscribe,
      but it can still be read for free at:
      < http://azure.bbboy.net/australianparents-viewthread?forum=9&thread=23 >

   3. US National Blonde Day Site (June 30)
      < http://www.nationalblondeday.com/ >


   B. International Left-Handers Day - August 13

   1. "Out in left field
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/08/13/159829.html >

   2. "Left-handed facts and trivia
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/08/13/159828.html >


   C. Find your own special day to celebrate

   1. Yahoo! > Directory > Society and Culture > Holidays and Observances
      < http://dir.yahoo.com/society_and_culture/Holidays_and_Observances/ >

   2. Google > Directory > Society > Holidays
      < http://directory.google.com/Top/Society/Holidays/ >

   3. ButlerWebs.com > Holidays & Observances
      < http://www.butlerwebs.com/holidays/default.htm >

   Examples:
    * System Administrator Appreciation Day (July 30)
      < http://www.sysadminday.com/ >

    * Buy Nothing Day (November 28)
      < http://www.adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd/ >

Tuesday, September 9

Living Billboards

   1. "Mum-to-be has bellyful of adverts"
      < http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=74375 
          &command=displayContent&sourceNode=73927&contentPK=6941233 >
   "mum-to-be Zoe Ellis ... pocketed £250 by walking around the capital
    with an advert on her pregnant belly"

   2. "Help wanted: Walking billboards needed"
      < http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/070103_bb_humanads.html >

   3. "In-Your-Face Marketing: Ad agency rents foreheads"
      < http://www.commercialalert.org/foreheads.html >

   4. "Man auctions off back of his head for £4,500"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_768863.html >

   5. "Homeless serving as billboards"
      < http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/134998925_pizza15.html >

   6. "Cow-verts launched at Glastonbury"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_794370.html >

Friday, September 5

Consider Yourself Warned

   A. Microsoft - Just Say No

   Bashing Micro$oft is just too easy these days. It seems every week at
   least one new security hole is announced or a new virus is released.
   Today it's five security warnings. Perhaps they subscribe to the view
   that "any publicity is good publicity".

   1. "Microsoft Issues Five New Security Warnings"
      < http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=14200390 >

   2. "Microsoft Windows: Insecure by Design"
      < http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A34978-2003Aug23?language=printer >

   3. "Taking Microsoft to task on spam"
      < http://news.com.com/2008-1082_3-5070492.html?tag=fd_lede2_hed >

   4. "Slammer worm crashed Ohio nuke plant network"
      < http://www.securityfocus.com/news/6767 >


   B. Silly Warning Labels

   1. "101 Dumb Warning Labels"
      < http://msnbc.com/news/922010.asp?v61 >
      Review of book: "Wearing Of This Garment Does Not Enable You To Fly:
      101 Real Dumb Warning Labels."

   2. "Warning: this salmon may contain fish"
      < http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/05/11/nwarn11.xml >
      "Top 10 ludicrous labels"
      < http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2003/05/11/nwarn11.gif >

   3. "Stupid Warning Labels"
      < http://astro.bu.edu/~avondale/Humor/MiscellaneousHumor/Warnings.html
>

Wednesday, September 3

Robotic Replacements

   1. "How robots will steal your job"
      < http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,59882,00.html >

   2. "Feminists want robots to replace men"
      < http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030813/106078680003.html >

   3. "Robot footballers descend on Italy"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_796119.html >

   4. "Japanese scientists invent dancing robot"
      < http://www.klikka.net/klikkaweb.nsf/Living/B82A4F766391AE96C1256D680061043E >

   5. "Czech mate"
      < http://smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/26/1061663791544.html >

   6. "Sony's new humanoid robot SDR-4X II"
      < http://www.i4u.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=255&mode=&order=0&thold=0 >

   7. "Robot guard-dragon unveiled in Japan"
      < http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993061 >
      "tmsuk and SANYO reveals new and improved 'Banryu' home-robot"
      < http://www.sanyo.co.jp/koho/hypertext4-eng/0211news-e/1106-e.html >

   8. "Robotic lawnmower paves way for hi-tech housekeeper"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_650556.html >

   9. "Roomba the 'robot' ready to clean"
      < http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~33~1603534,00.html >

   10. "Robot pets take off in Asia"
      < http://australianit.news.com.au/articles/0,7204,7110361%5E15397%5E%5Enbv%5E,00.html >

   11. "Robots rumble at annual expo"
      < http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,59797,00.html >

   12. "Robots without a cause"
      < http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,978873,00.html >

Monday, September 1

Adrian Lafond's Flash Stuff + August Follow-ups

   1. Adrian Lafond's Flash Stuff
      < http://www.adrianlafond.com/a/flash.html >


   2. Follow-ups to August Postings

   [Not the Nine O'Clock News]
   * "Blair Says Britain Must Back Bush In Order To Become 51st State"
      < http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/britannia.html >
   * "Dell Patents 'Reboot and See If That Fixes It' Technical Support Process"
      < http://bbspot.com/News/2003/08/dell_tech_support.html >

   [Don't Have A Cow!]
   * "Woman says runaway cows attacked her car"
      < http://www.wmtw.com/Global/story.asp?S=1390869 >
   * "More cow comforts"
      < http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=603837 >

   [Celebrating Failure]
   * "Failure Is the New Success"
      < http://slate.msn.com/id/2067220/ >
   * "Bombs Away!: The top 10 biggest box office failures"
      < http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=131054#1 >
   * "German town erects statue to historic gaffe"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_811202.html >

   [Animals In The Workforce]
   * "Goats do great job of guarding business against burglars"
      < http://www.gomemphis.com/mca/local_news/article/0,1426,MCA_437_2189544,00.html >

   [Action Figures and other Dolls]
   * "'Smart' doll can see and read"
      < http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7010272%255E13762,00.html >

   [Stories from the Dung-Heap]
   * "Railway shelves lion dung experiment"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_811303.html >

Friday, August 29

Cards Anyone?

   In response to the US military's now infamous "Iraq's Most Wanted" deck of
   playing cards, there has been an outbreak of 'card deck mania'.  Here's a
   sampling of recent offerings.

   1. Greenpeace Nuclear Playing Cards
      < http://act.greenpeace.org/col/get?i=770&sk=std2&la=en >
      Play Nuclear Solitaire Game  [Flash]
      < http://archive.greenpeace.org/cards/game.html >
      "Blair is ace of diamonds on Greenpeace cards"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_775938.html >

   2. Operation: Hidden Agenda
      < http://www.operationhiddenagenda.com/ >
      "Teacher sells Hidden Agenda cards"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/07/15/136367-ap.html >

   3. 'America's Least Wanted' Deck
      < http://tvnewslies.org/html/the_loaded_deck.html >

   4. War Profiteers Card Deck
      < http://www.warprofiteers.com/ >

   5. Bush Regime Playing Cards
      < http://www.rasken.kajen.com/USD/The_US_Deck.html >

   6. The Deck of Weasels
      < http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nms/showdetl.cfm?&DID=6&Product_ID=1304&af_id=38 >
      "Weasel words"
      < http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/news/0,12597,957683,00.html >
   The unrighteous Right strikes back

   7. California Governor Candidate Deck of Cards
      < http://www.brokennewz.com/reports/govcards/index.asp >

   8. The Stacked Deck - Corporate America's Least Wanted
      < http://www.thestackeddeck.com/ >

   9. "52 cards weed out Australia's 'most wanted'"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s922685.htm >


   For information on the history of playing cards and examples of more
   traditional decks of playing cards from around the world, check out
   the following links.

   1. Elliott Avedon Museum: Playing Cards
      < http://www.ahs.uwaterloo.ca/~museum/vexhibit/plcards/plcards.html >

   2. World of Playing Cards
      < http://www.wopc.co.uk/ >

   3. The Bob Lancaster Gallery of Unusual Playing Cards!
      < http://members.aol.com/rslancastr/blgupc/blgupc.htm >
   "A celebration of playing cards, especially those with non-standard Jacks,
    Queens and Kings"