Sunday, October 16

2005 Ig Nobel Prize Winners

   2005 Ig Nobel Prize Winners
      < http://www.improbable.com/ig/ig-top.html >

   In case you missed it, the 15th annual Ig Nobel Prizes were awarded recently.

   * What are the Ig Nobel Prizes?
      < http://www.improbable.com/ig/what-are.html >
   "Every Ig Nobel Prize winner has done something that first makes people LAUGH,
    then makes them THINK."
   "The Igs are intended to celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative -- and
    spur people's interest in science, medicine, and technology."

   * This year's winners
      < http://www.improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2005 >
   A selection:
     + PHYSICS
   John Mainstone and the late Thomas Parnell of the University of Queensland,
   Australia, for patiently conducting an experiment that began in the year 1927
   -- in which a glob of congealed black tar has been slowly, slowly dripping
   through a funnel, at a rate of approximately one drop every nine years.
     + LITERATURE
   The Internet entrepreneurs of Nigeria, for creating and then using e-mail
   to distribute a bold series of short stories, thus introducing millions of
   readers to a cast of rich characters -- General Sani Abacha, Mrs. Mariam
   Sanni Abacha, Barrister Jon A Mbeki Esq., and others -- each of whom req-
   uires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the
   great wealth to which they are entitled and which they would like to share
   with the kind person who assists them.
     + ECONOMICS
   Gauri Nanda of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, for inventing an
   alarm clock that runs away and hides, repeatedly, thus ensuring that people
   DO get out of bed, and thus theoretically adding many productive hours to
   the workday.
     + CHEMISTRY
   Edward Cussler of the University of Minnesota and Brian Gettelfinger of the
   University of Minnesota and the University of Wisconsin, for conducting a
   careful experiment to settle the longstanding scientific question: can
   people swim faster in syrup or in water?
     + NUTRITION
   Dr. Yoshiro Nakamats of Tokyo, Japan, for photographing and retrospectively
   analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years (and
   counting).

   ----

   Two TV programs with a humorous take on science:
   * MythBusters
      < http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/mythbusters.html >
   * Brainiac
      < http://www.skyone.co.uk/programmes/brainiac/ >

Wednesday, October 5

Accountancy News

   I spent last Sunday afternoon preparing my annual tax return.  Doing so
   reminded me why I cut short my accounting career :)  Here are some recent
   news items on the topic of accountants.

   1. "Fly on the wall has firm's e-mail abuzz for four hours"
      < http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=717522005 >
   "In the latest embarrassing e-mail chain to leak out of the corporate world,
    it seems a team of London accountants spent more than four hours debating
    what to do about a fly buzzing around their office... 'It's hard to believe
    such a minor issue has troubled the brains of one of the most successful
    firms in the world'"

   2. "Accountants struggle with creativity: study"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200508/s1447754.htm >
   "Two Hong Kong researchers have concluded that accountants use anything but
    flowery language in their work and have immense difficulty when creativity
    is required"

   3. "Extreme accounting"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1327454.html >
   "Accountants visit challenging locations like mountain tops, seabeds, caves
    and rollercoasters. And, inspired by the extreme ironing craze, they take
    their work with them"

   4. "Blokey jobs encourage baby boys, study says"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200505/s1374229.htm >
   "Couples desperate to produce a son could boost their chances if one or both
    of them switches to a 'masculine' profession such as engineering or account-
    ancy, a report has said"

   5. "Accountants are kings among U.S. 2005 graduates"  [expired link]
      < http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050605/bs_nm/economy_jobs_dc >
   "Hot degrees in 2005 included business administration, management and elect-
    rical or mechanical engineering, according to a survey by the National
    Association of Colleges and Employers. But no degree is more in demand than
    accounting, where the starting salary averages $44,564 [US]"

Monday, October 3

Electoral Fun and Games

   1. "Wacky occupations listed on electoral roll"
      < http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3426401a4560,00.html >
   "For instance, Blair Christieson is a lion tamer. Cameron Curd is a Jedi
    Master. Mark Bryan lists his occupation as 'parasite'. Nikolasa Biasny-
    Tule is one of two philosophers in Hamilton East"

   2. "Dog enrolled to vote at NZ elections"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200509/s1466940.htm >
   "New Zealand's electoral office has asked police to look into how a South
    Island man enrolled his dog to vote prior to last weekend's general
    election"

   3. "NZ politician keeps election promise, streaks ahead"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200509/s1468158.htm >
   "A New Zealand politician who promised to run naked through the streets
    if he lost an election bet attempted to honour his pledge on Sunday, but
    in the nature of politicians he was not prepared fully to expose himself
    to the naked truth"

   4. "Political dispute ends in muck"
      < http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1125176.ece >
   "A heated disagreement over the prospects of the Center Party at the
    recent national elections literally ended with muckspreading"

   5. "Sri Lankan election chief's heart not in it"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200509/s1467699.htm >
   "Sri Lankan election chief Dayananda Dissanayake will be running November
    presidential elections but will not be voting - he does not trust
    politicians"

   6. "Donkey Wins Colorado Mayoral Election"
      < http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0704/161651.html >
   "No elephants need apply. This unincorporated area on Saturday re-elected
    Paco Bell, a donkey, as its mayor, and that wasn't even close. Two of the
    four candidates didn't show up... Residents like to poke fun at the
    political process, and they do it by electing a donkey as mayor"

   7. "British election a linguist's minefield"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1355800.htm >
   "After using 'dog whistle' policies and even 'playing dead', the main
    United Kingdom Opposition party is hoping to score a 'back-door victory'"

   8. "An election experience"  [expired link]
      < http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-libaxt0317,0,3976237,
          print.story?coll=ny-linews-headlines >
   "James Neville achieved a rarity in American politics on Tuesday night.
    He ran unopposed for a third term as mayor in a North Hempstead village,
    and lost"

   9. "Lucky dip selects new Sydney deputy mayor"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200509/s1458826.htm >
   "Sydney's deputy lord mayor, John McInerney, has lost office after a council
    vote and a lucky dip draw"