Sunday, June 29

Odds and Ends, Sun 29 June 2008

   1. Universcale
     <http://www.nikon.com/about/feelnikon/universcale/index.htm>
   "Today, using the electron microscope and astronomical telescope, we can
    see the objects which we have not been aware of its existence before.
    Are you able to fathom, or even roughly grasp, these sizes?  See our
    Universcale and experience the sizes of various objects."
   [Requires Flash, and turn down the sound if that could be a problem.]

   2. "30 Beautiful And Original Product Designs"
     <http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/05/26/beautiful-and-original-
        product-designs/>
   "Successful product design manages to reveal useful functionality beyond
    its appealing form. No matter how excellent a design looks like, most
    customers aren't likely to spend money on something they won't be able
    to use. On the other hand, most people are likely to buy something
    useful despite the design it has."

   3. "formula 1 user interfaces"
     <http://www.oobject.com/category/formula-1-user-interfaces/>
   "The complexity is ubiquitous, all 11 Formula 1 teams produce cars with
    more or less the same multi button design allowing adjustment and
    tweaks of traction and aerodynamics from the wheel itself. Unlike a
    road car, space and focus constraints mean that the entire dashboard
    is on the steering wheel. This is something that will no doubt be
    copied, unnecessarily, in consumer cars in future, but would that be
    a UI improvement?"

   4. "The 50 Best Pun Stores"
     <http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/06/the-50-best-pun-stores/>
   "Pun stores. Stores with puns in the title. Bet you didn't think we
    could rank the 50 best ones. But you didn't even think there were 50.
    Well guess again. BWE.tv has scoured the internet and pulled together
    the 50 Best Pun Establishments."

   5. "Manure thief falls into dung, flees naked"
     <http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/06/29/2288876.htm>
   "A woman trying to make 'manure bombs' using stockings, slipped into a
    slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said."

   6. "Pigeons smuggle drugs, phones into Rio prison"
     <http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/06/27/2288463.htm>
   "A sharp increase in drugs and mobile phones found inside a Brazilian
    prison mystified officials - until guards spotted some distressed
    pigeons struggling to stay airborne."

   7. "English 'self-important and irritating', says new travel guide"
     <http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/11/2241261.htm>
   "The writers confess to bafflement over the quirky English, concluding
    that of the 200 countries the guide reviews there is none 'so
    fascinating, beautiful and culturally diverse yet as insular, self-
    important and irritating as England.'"

   8. "The Secret History of Star Wars"
     <http://www.secrethistoryofstarwars.com/>
   "The Secret History of Star Wars is a new full-length e-book exploring
    the writing and creation of the Star Wars saga. Culled from over 400
    sources and filled with quotes from people such as George Lucas, Gary
    Kurtz and Mark Hamill, The Secret History of Star Wars traces all the
    way back to 1973..."

   9. "'City of Shadows' by Alexey Titarenko"
     <http://www.alexeytitarenko.com/port_cityshadows.html>
     <http://www.alexeytitarenko.com/city1.html>
   A series of long exposure shots of crowds in St. Petersburg, Russia.

Sunday, June 15

CD and Album Cover Art

   1. "CD Cover Meme"
     <http://flickr.com/groups/cdcovermeme>

   Steps in creating your own Random CD Cover:
   (1) Artist
     <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random>
   The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

   (2) Title
     <http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3>
   The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

   (3) Artwork
     <http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/>
   The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

   Here's one I just cooked up now:
   * Artist: Battle of Pentemili beachhead (1974)
   * Title: And ultimately defeat him
   * Cover art: <http://www.flickr.com/photos/vts_photography/2566509468/>
   Not sure about the artist name, but the title could work and the photo
   is pretty good.

   A recipe for the back cover:
     <http://fishbowl.pastiche.org/2008/01/12/album_art_meme>
   (1) Reload Flickr's interesting photos page twice. Take the seventh
       picture, desaturate it.
   (2) Reload the random quotes page. Take the last few words of each quote
       to make song titles. Use them all.

   2. "Sleevage - Album Cover Blog. Music, Art, Design."
     <http://sleevage.com/>
   "Sleevage is a blog all about music cover art. From the LPs of the 60s
    to the digital artworks of now. We'll post the best or most interesting
    covers everyday in an effort to become the world's best resource for
    great music artwork."

   3. "Barcode-cover '80s album selling for a song"
     <http://www.redorbit.com/news/entertainment/183364/barcodecover_80s_
        album_selling_for_a_song/>
   "A big barcode splashed on the cover of an '80s compilation CD is being
    mistakenly scanned by retailers instead of the real barcode, giving
    Tears for Fears and Duran Duran fans a fat discount"

   4. "Cover Stories, Old and New"
     <http://www.subtraction.com/archives/2008/0515_cover_storie.php>
   "(P)ast a certain age - or perhaps a certain stage in a career - most
    acts' new album cover designs lose that singular, epochal quality that
    was so common to their early releases. That is, where an act might once
    have released iconic albums replete with cover art that not only
    reflected their time but also defined it, those acts' older, mid-life
    incarnations tend to release album covers that only lamely follow
    ripened trends."

   5. 317X
     <http://www.317x.com/imagemenu.html>
   A guy has scanned in the covers of his vinyl record collection, and
   there are some quirky covers in there.  A bit like those you see on
   Spicks and Specks.

   Here's a particularly bizarre album:
   "IBM 7090 Computer and Digital to Sound Transducer - Music from
    Mathematics"
     <http://www.317x.com/albums/i/IBM/card.html>

   "What is 317X?"
     <http://ernienotbert.blogspot.com/2005/08/what-is-317x.html>

Monday, June 9

Wind, Sand and Stars + City + Il libraio + branchie!

   Here are a few more books I've read recently...

   1. "Wind, Sand and Stars" by Antoine de Saint Exupéry
     <http://www.amazon.com/Wind-Sand-Stars/dp/0156027496>

   This is a compact selection of philosophical memoirs by a pioneer of
   French aviation.  Antoine de Saint Exupéry was born into an old, noble
   family.  During his military service he was trained as a pilot.  He
   later became a pilot for the French aviation company called Aéropostale,
   which specialised in delivering mail between France and the French
   Colonies in Africa and South America.

   The chapters look at various episodes in the author's life when he was
   as a pilot.  One of the main chapters is about how he and his navigator
   survived a crash landing in the Sahara Desert, with very little food and
   water.  It's a classic story of desperation and survival.

   Within the memoirs there are meditations on life and other philosophical
   issues.  There are many interesting quotes, such as this one about
   perfection:
    "A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing
     left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."

   It's an inspirational little book, challenging the reader to make their
   lives special, not necessarily by taking dangerous risks, but rather by
   being open to new ideas and perspectives.


   2. "City" by Alessandro Baricco
     <http://www.amazon.com/City/dp/0375725482>

   The central character in this book is a 13 year old boy genius, Gould.
   He's already studying at university, but lacks emotional development.
   His childhood has been anything but ordinary, having missed out on many
   things that normal children do.  His father is in the army and lives at
   a military base.  His mother suffered a mental breakdown shortly after
   his birth, and has been in hospital ever since.  So the boy has to live
   with governesses in a house off-campus.

   The story starts when Gould meets his new governess, Shatzy Shell.
   She's a single woman in her thirties who carries around photos of Walt
   Disney and Eva Braun!  She also carries around a tape recorder, which
   she uses to capture ideas for a screenplay of a Western she's writing.
   Gould, meanwhile, daydreams about a championship boxer, and makes up
   interviews and stories of championship bouts while he visits the
   bathroom.  Often he gets so wrapped up in these stories that he forgets
   why he's even in the bathroom.

   I wasn't that interested in Gould's boxing stories, but Shatzy's Western
   had an amazing climax which was the highlight of the book for me.  This
   "story within the story" is about a town in the Old West where time has
   suddenly stopped.  This coincided with the disappearance of the town's
   founder, and the exact moment when a large clock in the town stopped
   ticking.  The people of the town have grown tired of eternity.  They
   engage a clock repairer from out of town, in the hope that once the
   clock starts up, time will flow freely again.  The resolution is
   suitably intriguing.

   Several other interesting characters appear throughout the book.  For
   example, the disgruntled academic who has become sickened by the process
   of academic research, and has written a critical "Essay on Intellectual
   Honesty" (on the back of a pamphlet for a strip club!).  There's another
   professor who is obsessed with the rules of soccer, and together with
   Gould they sit and watch kids play in a local park.  Gould always
   challenges the professor to apply the rules to hypothetical situations
   that occur in a game (e.g lightning hitting and almost destroying the
   ball before it goes into the net).  The hypotheticals get more absurd
   over time.

   I didn't find this book as cohesive and compelling as some of Baricco's
   other work ("Silk", "Ocean Sea" and "Without Blood"), but it was still a
   good read.


   3. "Il libraio di Selinunte" by Roberto Vecchioni
   (not available in English - title translates as "The Bookseller of
    Selinunte")

   This is a short story about a strange bookseller who sets up shop in a
   sleepy Sicilian town.  He's a short man who dresses oddly.  His shop is
   full of books, all with the same blue binding.  It seems the man is less
   interested in selling books, and more concerned with sharing the stories
   contained within them.  The other people in the town don't seem to like
   the new bookseller, and try to avoid him.  He holds regular readings at
   his shop, but nobody ever attends.  Despite this he still goes through
   the motions and reads selections and poems from the greats, including
   Dostoyevsky Proust, Manzoni, Shakespeare and Dante.

   One boy, Nicolino, is curious and sneaks out of his house late at night
   to eavesdrop on the readings.  The boy is moved and inspired by what he
   hears.  This goes on for several months, until one day, the bookshop is
   engulfed in flames.  The boy thinks he sees the books floating away,
   following a pied piper-like figure into the sea.  After that day, words
   began to lose their meaning in that town.  People could no longer
   communicate easily.

   An interesting story - more of a fable, really.


   4. "branchie!" by Niccolò Ammaniti
   (not available in English - title translates as "gills!")

   This is the debut book from the author of "I'm Not Scared", which was
   published in many languages and made into a movie.  The first part of
   the story seems pretty "straight".  Marco Donato is a 30 year old fish
   and aquarium expert.  He has been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer,
   and despite the wishes of his mother, he isn't seeking treatment.  He
   hasn't even told his girlfriend of his condition.  He's pretty resigned
   to his fate, and is happy to live in his "den" above his shop until the
   end.

   One day he receives a letter from a rich Englishwoman living in India
   who wants to commission him to build the biggest aquarium in India.  A
   cheque for 5000 pounds is included with the letter, so Marco believes
   the offer is genuine.

   When he arrives in New Delhi, the story takes a surreal turn.  After
   getting off the plane, he is drugged and kidnapped by a group of people
   dressed in orange.  He manages to escape and starts looking for his
   client.  He soon realises that the letter was not genuine and there is
   no client.  Despite this he decides to stay, and he soon meets up with a
   musical group ("BAP") that likes to rehearse and perform in sewers and
   other confined places with special acoustic properties.

   The group performs for a rich Indian industrialist, and things start
   looking up for Marco.  Alas he gets seduced and drugged by Mila, the
   nymphomaniac daughter of the tycoon.  It turns out she is in cahoots
   with Marco's mother, who was behind the letter that lured him to India.
   Marco's mother, obsessed with youth and beauty, has arranged a dual
   lung transplant for Marco.  The operation is to be performed by the evil
   Subotnik, a radical plastic surgeon who is harvesting human organs to
   make rich people look younger and live longer.  Marco is taken to
   Subotnik's secluded castle in the Himalayas.  Marco is locked up in the
   castle's dungeon, along with captured Indian villagers whose organs are
   being harvested.  With the aid of his BAP bandmates, Marco escapes the
   dungeon.  They later decide to go back and free the other prisoners,
   then destroy the castle.  There's a lot of blood, guts and general gore
   in the resulting mayhem.

   Many of the things that happen in this book are bizarre and hilarious -
   possibly the most outrageous things I've read for a while.  It's not
   surprising that Marco's favourite director is Peter Jackson (who
   directed some far-out stuff before going mainstream).  The ending is
   suitably far-fetched.

   Not quite the book I was expecting, and I wouldn't say it's a great
   piece of literature.  But it was quite entertaining.  Apparently it
   was made into a movie in Italy.

Sunday, June 1

Aptronyms and Other Naming Fun

   1. Aptronyms (or Aptonyms)
     <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aptronym>
   "An aptronym is a name aptly suited to its owner. Fictional examples of
    aptronyms include Mr. Talkative and Mr. Worldly Wiseman...  A related
    phrase is nominative determinism, ... suggesting, with tongue firmly
    in cheek, that people's life choices are influenced by their names."
   e.g. Margaret Spellings, Education Secretary under George W. Bush

   More real-life examples:
   * Canadian Aptonym Centre
     <http://homepage.mac.com/chapmandave/aptonyms/index2.html>
   * Aptonyms @ Freakonomics blog
     <http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/tag/aptonyms/>
   * "Charol Shakeshaft, Topped!: A Yellow Pages of Aptronyms"
     <http://www.slate.com/id/2132505/>

   2. NameVoyager
     <http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager>
   "The Baby Name Wizard's NameVoyager is a letter-by-letter exploration of
    American name trends and history. Type a letter and you'll zoom in to
    focus on how that initial has been used in names over the past century.
    Type more letters to zoom in further, down to the level of a single
    name."

   3. "Biblical to bizarre: American baby names run the gamut"
     <http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/13/2243271.htm>
   "Planning on naming your baby Jacob or Emily? Be forewarned, those two
    names topped the US most popular list again last year - Emily for the
    11th year running."

   4. "Sci-Fi Baby Names: From Anakin to Zardoz"
     <http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/9d7b/>
   "Sci-Fi Baby Names compiles more than 500 distinctive names from movies,
    books, and television shows into a handy illustrated reference."

   5. "'Fridge' and 'Tractor' make for outback mayoral contest with a difference"
     <http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/25/2171196.htm>
   "There is an unusual mayoral contest shaping up in Queensland's south-
    west."

   6. "Bogan Pl residents lobby for name change"
     <http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/04/12/2215081.htm>
   "Residents of a street on Sydney's North Shore have been moved to action
    by the negative connotations of their street name - Bogan Place."

   7. "Electrocybertronics"
     <http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/last-page-200803.html>
   "Want to put your company or product on the cutting edge of science?
    Simple. Add a trendy prefix or suffix to its name. But beware: what
    linguistic fashion raises up, it can also bring down."