Music Nobody Wants To Hear

   1. "Ice-T and David Hasselhoff team up for rap album"
      < http://www.jengajam.com/r/Hasselhoff-Rapper >
   "'Baywatch' star to reinvent himself as 'Hassle The Hoff'"

   2. "William Shatner to release new album"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_849530.html >
   "William Shatner has recorded a new album featuring a guest appearance by US
    punk legend Henry Rollins"
      "Shatner 'recording Pulp song'"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1000012.html >
   "The new song is a duet with singer Joe Jackson"

   3. "Debut gig for MPs' new boy band"
      < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3463441.stm >
   "A band with a difference made its debut on Thursday night as four MPs put
    aside all political differences and play their first public gig"

   4. "Powell gets down at ASEAN forum"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200407/s1146264.htm >
   "Mr Powell donned a hard hat and stuffed a hammer in his belt for the Village
    People's disco hit YMCA"

   5. "David Beckham records 'duet' with Victoria"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_837380.html >
   "David's contribution is a voicemail message of him asking Victoria to ring
    him back and saying he loves her"