Where's the Loot?
1. "Aussie bandits make getaway from gas station robbery with bags of garbage"
< http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/07/17/138953-ap.html >
"Police said they have no idea why the men grabbed the trash but assumed they
thought the bags contained money"
2. "Robbers end up with potato salad instead of cash"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_884142.html >
"But instead of the one stuffed with money, they took another one in which one
of the post workers had brought his lunch - two helpings of potato salad"
3. "Stickup men make off with lunch, not loot" [expired link]
< http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0728robbers-wrongbag28-ON.html >
"[T]he pair demanded the night bank deposit bag, grabbed a blue bag from one
employee and got away. Turns out the bag was the employee's lunch bag, not
the deposit bag"
4. "Would-be purse stealer grabs Bible, police say" [expired link]
< http://www.indystar.com/articles/7/123327-1037-103.html >
"[A] would-be purse-snatcher who tried to strike in an Eastside church parking
lot Sunday ended up with a Bible instead - and a group from the congregation
in hot pursuit"
5. "Bag snatcher grabs slippery surprise"
< http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200301/s757754.htm >
"'The bag has been described as being made of heavy duty canvas and greyish
blue in colour and contains a 1.2 metre red bellied black snake which is
possibly quite cranky by now'"
6. "Security safe stolen from area business"
< http://www.austindailyherald.com/articles/2004/02/24/news/news9.txt >
"When thieves open the safe they stole from the Chief Taopi Bar Friday night,
they're going to be mad. There's nothing in the safe but denture adhesive"
7. "Cable snaps; Stolen ATM left behind"
< http://www.ksat.com/news/3720792/detail.html >
"Police said a cable used by thieves to drag the money machine from a San
Antonio City Employees Federal Credit Union off Northwest Loop 410 snapped
in the middle of the street near the financial institution"
