Friday, March 2

SidewaysBike - Why?

   If it was April 1st you could be forgiven for thinking this is an April
   Fool's joke.  An Irish software engineer, Michael Killian, has invented
   a "sideways" bicycle:
   "How does a sideways bike work?"
     < http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6375259.stm >
   "The cyclist sits sideways and operates a wheel with each hand, and
    pedalling makes the whole bike travel sideways"

   The official homepage has YouTube videos of the bike it's younger
   brother the "Terrible Two", and the "sideways scooter":
     < http://www.sidewaysbike.com/ >

   I don't think I'll be queuing up for one any time soon.

   ----

   While on the topic of "What were they thinking?" ...

   1. Microsoft Bob
     < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob >
   "Microsoft Bob was a Microsoft software product, released in March 1995,
    which provided a new, nontechnical interface to desktop computing
    operations. Despite its ambitious nature, Bob failed to penetrate the
    market and is considered Microsoft's worst program, and their largest
    failure" (so far :)

   Bob commentary and screenshots available at:
     < http://toastytech.com/guis/bob.html >
     < http://www.dans20thcenturyabandonware.com/ms-bob.html >

   You will probably notice some of the "characters" in Bob have found
   their way into other Microsoft products (for example, Rover).

   2. Microsoft SPOT Watches
     < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_Personal_Objects_Technology >
   "Smart Personal Object Technology (SPOT) is Microsoft's initiative to
    attempt to create 'smart' software and hardware that will personalize
    household electronics and everyday devices to make their uses more
    versatile"

   "Why Microsoft's SPOT is such a dog"
     < http://review.zdnet.com/AnchorDesk/4520-7296_16-5115922.html >

   Nothing says "I'm an idiot" quite like wearing one of these fine
   "timepieces":
     < http://www.amazon.com/Fossil-Wrist-Smart-FX3005/dp/B0006N3IFA >
     < http://www.msndirect.com/SmartWatchAbacus06Pics.html >

   3. Finally, some classic fun with Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft

   * Ballmer, jumping to "Get On Your Feet"
     < http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc4MzqBFxZE >
   * Ballmer - Developers, developers, developers ...
     < http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE >

   If YouTube is blocked, read about it and try the links at:
     < http://www.appleturns.com/scene/?id=3223 >
     < http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/20840.html >
     < http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer >
     < http://www.msboycott.com/media/ >

   Yes, he really is CEO of Microsoft.