Don't Have A Cow!

   1. "Roger Federer fussing over new farm friend after Swiss Open gives him a cow"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/07/09/131008-ap.html >

   2. "Rent-a-cow scheme opens for Swiss cheese lovers"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s902089.htm >

   3. "Cow to plop on giant roulette board (to raise money for cattle farmers)"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/07/29/148986-cp.html >

   4. "Reading skills could turn dairy cattle into cash cows"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/scitech/SciTechRepublish_882720.htm >

   5. "Hordes (herds?) turn out to admire bovine beauties"
      < http://www.ajc.com/arts/content/metro/atlanta/0603/29cows.html >

   6. "Couple draws crowds racing cows"
      < http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/breaking_news/5919064.htm >

   7. "Leopard and cow are 'friends'"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_779803.html >

   8. "This is your pilot speaking. We'll shortly be landing on a cow"
      < http://observer.co.uk/comment/story/0,6903,935617,00.html >

   9. "Rogue cows shut airport"
      < http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,5859355%5E13762,00.html >

   10. "Bill Oddie soaked by urinating cow"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_741628.html >
      I guess she wasn't a fan of the Goodies