Not the Nine O'Clock News

   1. "Fox News Gets Exclusive Rights to Next Four Wars"
      < http://www.brokennewz.com/entertainment/nextfourwars.asp >

   2. "White House adds Dixie Chicks to 'Axis of Evil'"
      < http://www.newshax.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=68 >

   3. "Wealthiest .0001% Praise Bush Economic Package"
      < http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=472 >

   4. "CA Judge Orders Recall Ballot to Include 'None of the Above'"
      < http://www.newshax.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=405 >

   5. "Microsoft Announces Ads for BSOD"
      < http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/10/bsod_ads.html >

   6. "Symantec Offering Virus Sponsorship"
      < http://bbspot.com/News/2003/06/virus_sponsors.html >

   7. "New Program for Swapping Hardware Enters Beta"
      < http://bbspot.com/News/2003/07/hardster.html >