Sorry To Barge In (Not)

   1. "Impatient husband crashes car into store"
      < http://www.local10.com/news/3405054/detail.html >
   "Police say impatience may have led an elderly man to crash his car through
    the front of a store in southwest Miami"

   2. "Man crashes into restaurant"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_977450.html >
   "A German man crashed his car into a Greek restaurant - then sat down to
    have his meal there"

   3. "Man discovers car in bedroom"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1120610.htm >
   "A Devonport man was greeted with an unexpected sight returning home from
    work early this morning with an abandoned car parked in his bedroom"

   4. "It's 'The Sixth Fence'"
      < http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/137600p-122308c.html >
   "A careening car smashed into his Queens home yesterday - for the sixth time
    in the last two decades"

   5. "Car crashes into roof of Marlborough home"
      < http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=72435 >
   "'I came (around) the house to the street, I saw nothing until I turned
    around,' said Penney. 'Then I saw a car in the middle of my roof.'"

   6. "Cement truck lands in Raleigh front yard"
      < http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/news/062204_NW_cementtruck.html >
   "They heard a loud boom, opened the front door and saw something unusual in
    their front yard"

   7. "Japanese tourists hurt as bus shears roof on bridge"
      < http://www.japantimes.com/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nn20040617a4.htm >
   "The bus was too tall for the bridge"

   8. "Man crashes SUV into Fort Lauderdale Airport"
      < http://www.local10.com/news/3492009/detail.html >
   "investigators didn't know why he drove his 1998 Lincoln Navigator into the
    Terminal 3 building shortly before 10 a.m."