Caught Napping
1. "Kidnapper caught after nodding off"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1147547.html >
"A thief who took two priests hostage in a church in Brazil was captured
by police after he nodded off... A police spokesman said: 'It was the
easiest job ever. After hours of negotiation he simply fell asleep. It
was a pleasure to say good morning to him!'"
2. "Burglar falls asleep inside house" [New Jersey, USA]
< http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/watercooler_story_302113949.html >
"A man who broke into a woman's house helped himself to some food and
wine, then settled in for a nap -- until police arrested him"
3. "Burglar arrested after falling asleep" [Serbia]
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_855227.html >
"A teenage burglar who ate and drank as much as he could after breaking
into a top restaurant was caught because he fell asleep afterwards"
4. "Sleeping burglary suspect startles victims"
< http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1074488.htm >
"An Oklahoma couple were surprised when they woke up and found a drunk
burglary suspect asleep in bed with them"
5. "Burglar found passed out, in woman's clothes"
< http://www.local6.com/news/3477108/detail.html >
"A University of South Florida student found a drunk man passed out in
her laundry room, wearing her clothes"
6. "Burglar falls asleep on shop display bed"
< http://www.dumbcrooks.com/February172003.htm >
"A burglar who broke into a shop in Texas was arrested after falling
asleep on a display bed. To make matters worse, the shop in Fort Worth
is owned by the wife of a county district attorney"
7. "Blind car thief crashed into tree"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1159812.html >
"A blind Romanian's decision to become a car thief was short-lived
after he smashed into a tree and knocked himself out"
"Blind car thief strikes again"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1193327.html >
"Prica allegedly stole the car with another blind pal and a sighted
friend in the passenger seat telling him which direction to drive"
