Monday, January 3

2004 in Review + December Postings Reprised

   A. 2004 in Review

   Recent events have made 2004 a particularly tragic one for many people.
   Many websites have posted reviews of the past year.  Here are a few of
   the more unusual retrospectives ...

   1. "2004 Year-End Google Zeitgeist"
      < http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist/archive2004.html >
      < http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist2004/intl-zeitgeist.html >
   "Search patterns, trends, and surprises according to Google"

   2. "Top 10 Net Hoaxes / Urban Legends of 2004"
      < http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/internet/a/top_10_uls.htm?nl=1 >

   3. "Film Threat's Frigid 50: The coldest people in Hollywood 2004"
      < http://www.filmthreat.com/Features.asp?Id=1265 >

   4. "The biggest movie mistakes from 2004"
      < http://www.moviemistakes.com/bestof2004.php >

   5. "Some unusual statements in the news in 2004"
      < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2004/12/22/793896-cp.html >

   6. "Least popular baby names for 2004 revealed"
      < http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2004/Dec/LeastPopularBabyNames2004.htm >
   [Don't take this one too seriously]


   B. December Postings Reprised

   [Order in the House]
   * "'Bloody' MPs do as they please"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200311/s998308.htm >
   "The Speaker of South Australia's Parliament has ruled that it is accept-
    able for MPs to use the word 'bloody' in the House but they still cannot
    say 'please'."

   [Cunning Disguises]
   * "Santas giving away marijuana"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1209010.html >
   "Police in Rio de Janeiro have arrested two drug dealers dressed as Santa"
   * "Make-believe NATO soldiers rob security van"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200412/s1256934.htm >
   "Thieves masquerading as NATO soldiers have stolen a million euros ($US1.3
    million) from a Bosnian security van on the last day of the alliance's
    peace mission in the country"

   [Caught Napping]
   * "Man takes squad car, crashes, sleeps"
      < http://www.montereyherald.com/mld/montereyherald/news/breaking_news/
          10433460.htm >
   "An armed robbery suspect used the arrest of his partner as a diversion
    to steal a new patrol car, crash into a ditch, break into a woman's home
    and then fall asleep on her couch"
   * "Thief falls asleep after robbery"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1218104.html >
   "A burglar in Argentina fell asleep inside the house he was robbing"

   [Smelly Stories]
   * "Lawyers sue over smelly courtrooms"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1217059.html >
   "Romanian authorities are facing a legal challenge from some of the
    country's top lawyers over courtrooms they say smell like stables"
   * "Couple 'poisoned' by sofa awarded damages"
      < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200412/s1267834.htm >
   "A Norwegian court has awarded a young couple 356,000 kroner ($US57,700)
    in damages after the stench of their Italian leather sofa made them
    physically ill and forced them to move out of their apartment"
   * "Germany's smelly Xmas cards"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1205353.html >
   "Germany's post office is giving away millions of free scented stickers
    this year to make Christmas cards smell of honey and fir trees"
   * "Britney 'stinks'"
      < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1205228.html >
   "Britney Spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane
    full of people"

   [Jailbreaks]
   * "Twins swap identities for jail break"
      < http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=348571 >
   "Brotherly love was put to the test this week after two 18-year-old
    identical twins swapped their clothing and traded places so that one
    could escape jail"

   [Impromptu Crimefighters]
   * "Woman fights off intruder with a poker"
      < http://www.galvnews.com/story.lasso?ewcd=e6792c1f3b748e00 >
   "Authorities said the woman grabbed a fireplace poker and began to strike
    the man with it. When the man tried to get away from her, she began
    grabbing his clothes and tearing them off"