2004 in Review + December Postings Reprised
A. 2004 in Review Recent events have made 2004 a particularly tragic one for many people. Many websites have posted reviews of the past year. Here are a few of the more unusual retrospectives ... 1. "2004 Year-End Google Zeitgeist" < http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist/archive2004.html > < http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist2004/intl-zeitgeist.html > "Search patterns, trends, and surprises according to Google" 2. "Top 10 Net Hoaxes / Urban Legends of 2004" < http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/internet/a/top_10_uls.htm?nl=1 > 3. "Film Threat's Frigid 50: The coldest people in Hollywood 2004" < http://www.filmthreat.com/Features.asp?Id=1265 > 4. "The biggest movie mistakes from 2004" < http://www.moviemistakes.com/bestof2004.php > 5. "Some unusual statements in the news in 2004" < http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2004/12/22/793896-cp.html > 6. "Least popular baby names for 2004 revealed" < http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2004/Dec/LeastPopularBabyNames2004.htm > [Don't take this one too seriously] B. December Postings Reprised [Order in the House] * "'Bloody' MPs do as they please" < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200311/s998308.htm > "The Speaker of South Australia's Parliament has ruled that it is accept- able for MPs to use the word 'bloody' in the House but they still cannot say 'please'." [Cunning Disguises] * "Santas giving away marijuana" < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1209010.html > "Police in Rio de Janeiro have arrested two drug dealers dressed as Santa" * "Make-believe NATO soldiers rob security van" < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200412/s1256934.htm > "Thieves masquerading as NATO soldiers have stolen a million euros ($US1.3 million) from a Bosnian security van on the last day of the alliance's peace mission in the country" [Caught Napping] * "Man takes squad car, crashes, sleeps" < http://www.montereyherald.com/mld/montereyherald/news/breaking_news/ 10433460.htm > "An armed robbery suspect used the arrest of his partner as a diversion to steal a new patrol car, crash into a ditch, break into a woman's home and then fall asleep on her couch" * "Thief falls asleep after robbery" < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1218104.html > "A burglar in Argentina fell asleep inside the house he was robbing" [Smelly Stories] * "Lawyers sue over smelly courtrooms" < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1217059.html > "Romanian authorities are facing a legal challenge from some of the country's top lawyers over courtrooms they say smell like stables" * "Couple 'poisoned' by sofa awarded damages" < http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200412/s1267834.htm > "A Norwegian court has awarded a young couple 356,000 kroner ($US57,700) in damages after the stench of their Italian leather sofa made them physically ill and forced them to move out of their apartment" * "Germany's smelly Xmas cards" < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1205353.html > "Germany's post office is giving away millions of free scented stickers this year to make Christmas cards smell of honey and fir trees" * "Britney 'stinks'" < http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1205228.html > "Britney Spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people" [Jailbreaks] * "Twins swap identities for jail break" < http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=348571 > "Brotherly love was put to the test this week after two 18-year-old identical twins swapped their clothing and traded places so that one could escape jail" [Impromptu Crimefighters] * "Woman fights off intruder with a poker" < http://www.galvnews.com/story.lasso?ewcd=e6792c1f3b748e00 > "Authorities said the woman grabbed a fireplace poker and began to strike the man with it. When the man tried to get away from her, she began grabbing his clothes and tearing them off"