Trying to Avoid the Inevitable
1. "Man who jumped off bridge to avoid arrest survived fall"
< http://www.lex18.com/Global/story.asp?S=2646161&nav=EQlpToCU >
"Police in Louisville now believe that a man who jumped from a bridge after
he was cornered by officers is alive"
2. "Man swallows knife to avoid arrest"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_964920.html >
"Doctors say a man who swallowed a three-inch knife to avoid charges of
possessing a weapon is lucky to be alive"
3. "Man accused of using poodle as weapon"
< http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005/01/13/897466-ap.html >
"Prosecutors are seeking a new psychiatric exam for a man accused of swinging
a poodle to fend off a sheriff's deputy during a traffic stop"
4. "German student eats evidence"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1130603.html >
"A German student is facing charges after eating up all of a forged document
except the part that contained his address"
5. "Naked bid to beat fine"
< http://smh.com.au/articles/2004/10/20/1097951771593.html >
"A woman in Estonia, pulled over by police on suspicion of driving while
drunk, tried to get out of her fine by performing an impromptu striptease
that was captured on police video"
6. "Potty-mouth man can't fool science"
< http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005/03/30/976892-sun.html >
"An allegedly drunk driver with a taste for trickery failed to foil a police
breathalyzer machine after stuffing his mouth full of feces"
