Airport Dramas
1. "Naked Canadian man jumps on moving Qantas jet"
< http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200411/s1234821.htm >
"A Canadian man angry that he was refused a plane ticket to Australia at Los
Angeles International Airport has stripped naked, climbed a barbed wire fence,
sprinted across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a moving jumbo
jet"
2. "Stripper in airport scare"
< http://smh.com.au/articles/2004/05/18/1084783518786.html >
"A drunken woman looking for a place to sleep slipped past security and onto an
aircraft at Aberdeen airport in Scotland where she dozed unnoticed for several
hours, sparking a review of security"
3. "Air passenger dropped his trousers"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_959437.html >
"A passenger at Cologne airport stunned staff who asked him to remove his belt
by taking off his trousers instead"
4. "Man in pyjama bottoms beats US airport security"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1030127.html >
"A US airline passenger drove a baggage tractor on to a runway while wearing
only a pair of pyjama bottoms"
5. "Boy, 4, sneaks onto airport conveyor belt"
< http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200407/s1163414.htm >
"A four-year-old boy caused chaos at a Norwegian airport this week when he
hopped aboard a luggage conveyor belt next to an unstaffed check-in desk"
6. "Woman drives car through airport terminal"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1123450.html >
"A woman returning her rented car to an airport drop-off point - drove the
vehicle through a terminal building"
7. "Spilled nail varnish on plane prompts emergency at German airport"
< http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2004/07/03/524143-ap.html >
"A spilled bottle of nail varnish on-board an aircraft prompted emergency
services to rush into action at an airport in northern Germany"
8. "Vibrator closes airport"
< http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1127123.html >
"An adult sex toy sparked a security scare which closed an Australian airport
for nearly an hour"
9. "Drunken flight attendant beats up passenger"
< http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2004/07/20/550181-ap.html >
"Drunken passengers often give air crews trouble, but Russia's leading airline
on Tuesday reported an 'unprecedented' reversal: a passenger was assaulted by
intoxicated flight attendants"
